Sunday, July 5, 2009

News from the week or two or three

There has never been such an eventful moment in the world as what is happening now.........and now that I have you wondering, I would like to add that you are the most gullible lot I have seen....or in this situation not seen. But in terms of not so memorable moments there have been a few things happening around, like in Central Japan's Ishikawa Perfecture there was downpour of dead tadpoles......yes you read that correct.....TADPOLES! I wonder if the frog community recently recieved a copy of "Its raining men" and decided that it was time they conquered mankind with a dose of their own, just forgetting one thing - that they needed to be alive not dead! But then, this was in Japan and these could have been Kamikaze Tadpoles who wanted success more than life.
In other news, the President of Zambia got peed on by a monkey, which would say a lot about his popularity there, making the statment taking a piss on to a next level altogether.
In about two months we will have the world's new shortest man who stands tall at a full 2 feet, and if you google him you can see how the little sport actual does pose to charm your hats off....just make sure u don't drop it on him.
A man started taking his clothes off mid flight on his way from Charlotter to LA, which meant the flight had to divert to Albuquerque........talk about taking an expensive way to undress!!
And lastly, Air New Zealand has outdone British Airways (BA recently pleaded with its staff to work for free for a month as they could not sustain the costs) by asking the flight crew to ditch their clothes and used body paint instead but just to get people watch the inflight safety video (yeah I was this close to booking tickets on Air NZ too till I read the later part). Having watched a small clip of the video I would seriously ask Air New Zealand to make the crew wear normal clothes.
That was the news this week.....until next time, keep laughing!!