Soul Scurry

I was going through the news site the other day when I noticed an article which caught my attention, it was about how a website conned people by adding a line in the that useless statement of agreement no one ever reads which mentioned that by clicking on the "I Agree" button you just would be handing us the right to your soul.....yes you read that right...your soul can now be given away for just a click of the button. I can just imagine how pissed off the Grim Reaper would be to come to claim someone only to find out that a scummy website company beat him or her (yeah lets no assume that the grim reaper has to be a him only now!). I wonder what the company who owns this website needs all these souls for? Or are we to assume that the turf war between good and evil has now gone commercial and we can't even sue the damn anti-christs for wrongfully claiming what never was theirs. Or have they gone weak and are now hiding behind the laws that they didn't care about? Not so invincible now are you Mephistopheles (one of the seven princes of Hell, in case you were wondering)!!

The company however has now claimed that it will send a mail to everyone who has given up his soul will be offered to claim it back by....wait......clicking another button on the link provided by the company. Now, I could be wrong here but who in the world would be so stupid to rely on the words or well in this case statements of the company which tricked you into handing over your soul without you even realising it or feeling it. How can anyone ever anywhere now click on the "I accept" button without wondering if they are still going to have their souls with them after that second? And don't be stupid, no one can be bothered reading through the rubbish they write in the statement of agreement, wouldn't you just go and read the word of the day on the toilet paper.......oh you do that already huh? Oh well you get the point don't you. So from now onwards, unless you have a troubled soul, please be careful on what you sign up for as the era of the soul snatchers has just started now.