Thursday, September 15, 2011

Tale of the Fractured Minds

So it has been some time, I admit I haven't been in the mindset to write about much as I was in the reading space. I have to add that this hiatus was in a way intended as I could not gather my thoughts in a collective manner. Now don't get me wrong, when I say that I do not mean I am going to stop being random. That is probably only going to happen when the world freezes over. I have always wanted to slip that line in and again the randomness of the situation helps me in accomplishing it.
Well so what's happened in all this time you may ask, probably not but well as this is my forum of speech and if you are reading all this till now, chances are you have nothing better to do and you might get an insight of my brilliant life and.....yeah ookkkk that is not happening either. The funny thing is in the past few months a few friends of mine came to know about my blog and the their first comment was "I really want to read it to see what really goes on in your head!". This always makes me laugh because I think, yes I do that sometimes and its a pretty exhaustive exercise, I am pretty easy to read and understand, I am probably the iPhone version of the humans (I would have likened myself to Windows but I really don't crash that often and hence that would have been a lie) and come with no extra fuss* (*terms and conditions apply. Item once sold cannot be subjected to refund and dumping criteria applies. Please refer agreement terms before purchase). So the whole notion of people gauging my state of mind from the words typed on a web log where the world is my canvas and I am the Da Vinci is pretty much futile.
So now that we have wasted at least 5-10 minutes of the precious time we can conclude this session with the following lessons learnt:

- You have more time than actual purpose to be wasting your time reading gibberish.

- You are more bored than I was while I nicely typed away all the random words that
came to my head and in a miracle no less than turning water into wine, those words
actually made sentences. (I did keep the example of the miracle in check and didn't
use the parting of the Nile when I borrowed I went into religious histories and the
miracles bestowed)

- You really need some help, probably professional even, to get to this line and not
wondering about the state of your mind.

- You are probably wondering why I haven't used numbers to list these and if there is
a catch.......well not really I am not really measuring your insanity, merely
stating it as a fact so I don't require numbers. :)

Till next time my insane subject....Peace Out!