Saturday, December 24, 2016

Thank the Lord 2016 is over (almost)

The year was 2016 and the world was full of shit.....yep it's been that sort of year where switching on the movie made you depressed and anxiety was a just a norm. It was the year Kanye did a Brittany and in hindsight the bald Ms. Spears seemed way more normal. The world however can now say "Oops we did it again...." by supporting decisions based more on hate than common sense. We also finally shaked off the cover of pretending to have any sort of originality and rebooted reboots and tormenting everyone by reminding them that their favourite movie was actually pretty bad if you saw it again today. 
Yes we have never been fortunate to live in a world so bright that....ooh wait that's still the missing ozone later and no no no global warming is a myth coz it's snowing in Sahara you all....warming shmarming..bleh! We finally have people in power almost all around the world who will now put an end to this whole climate change......discussion because screw you science! 
Yes 2016 was a year we will all remember....till we get to December 2017 and then remember 2016 wasn't that bad just like the previous governments around the world unless you live in a dictatorship run country coz then it's just Groundhog Day for you buddy and we are all gaining closer to your feelings as time passes by. 

Until 2017....have a Happy Holiday season and if you do happen to shave off your head remember someone else will outdo you in due time! 🙃