Lynx Angels are a myth - FACT!

Its been sometime since I have regularly used the train, and I have to say I certainly don't miss it at all. Public transport has in the recent years become a nightmare, its never on time, its always crowded, its dirty and it stinks....no I mean it really stinks like literally! No where else do you actually feel the need for fresh air and reprieve from the foul smell than being stuck in a train carriage probably pushed up against other people (something similar to a pack of sardines along with the smell), which could be a bit awkward if you were short as you might be stuck with your nose in someone's arm pits, some of which might be causing this so called arson attack. So when the whole war on the weapon of mass destruction started no wonder we didn't find anything because it was well hidden in amongst the very people looking for it! So where did it all go wrong is the question? Well the answer lies in that bottle of Deodorant...or there lack of. Yes, somehow some people forget that all that douching and no applying the deodorant makes you a bit of a douche and smell like.....real stank! Although to be fair to the some of the smelly douche bags it may also have to do with some real cheap no effect deodorant which pretty much evaporates the second it comes in contact with air, and yeah all that Axe/Lynx effect....only happens in the ad and would never happen and I repeat never ever happen in real life, even if you empty the whole bottle on you although it might just kill you. In my last post I had a bit of a rant about how people are turning to magazines to learn about how to live their lives, well who would have thunk that I would be chewing those words and saying this out but fellas - go through the grooming section and take a tip or two and well ladies if you don't smell like sugar and spice and real real nice sorry but I'll pass. Till the next time, stay fresh, smell good and keep smiling! :)